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hey i found some on sale here! they're not so bright, but the other yellows they have are hideous =D hmm is that spelled right? it's a funny looking word. oh well, you get my point.

alright, then. i'll just keep my misery to myself then (:

i suppose you're right there. darn.

that makes sense =P though if i was still planning on having kids, i'd hope they'd wait until it was legal to drink, but these days that seems highly unlikely.

why don't i ever remember the funny things that i do? that's kind of annoying haha. wait, was the brunette the one who had the fantastic job of checking my stitches? that would explain why she was always on time for that if that was her... oh well. well i tried to sleep when you weren't there to pass the time, but that was almost impossible between all the nurses and doctors in and out, having a hard time breathing and all those stupid machines beeping. but yeah, it was definitely the most fun when you were there =D

well we still have about five months, so we'll see (:

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ok, really, i love yellow as much as the next person, but it's ugly on jeans in general. though i guess those aren't as blinding as the other ones. not that you should get them, but, you know, if you must. aaannnddd you know i can't spell. haven't you ever seen how long it takes me to go through spell check when i write a paper? haha.

nah, i don't care, i just... well, we both screwed up i guess. i don't like you blaming yourself for everything.

oh i'd hope my kids aren't screw ups like me, but you know what they say with the whole what goes around comes around deal. they'll probably be little hell raisers. which should be great since i'll be a single mom. oh jeez, maybe the whole sperm bank babies idea isn't such a good one. i don't think i'm as tough as my mother.

haha, i'm sorry, i should have whipped out my cell phone and recorded it. though i didn't see that one coming, haha. yeah, probably her then. i would be on time, haha. i was actually quite jealous. =P yeah, i think it was her because she was the only one that didn't really like me. =\ mmm, well, you needed to sleep. i would've been there a lot more if it weren't for visiting hours, which i guess they have for a reason.

well you'd better be blowing out twenty-three candles. :)

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yes i must. i like my yellow pants (: they're freaking amazing. and you're right, i should have known better than to ask you =P

you wouldn't have "screwed up" if i didn't.

well even if they're little hell raisers, i'm sure they'll be cute as hell with you as their mom. see, even if i didn't find the whole sperm bank thing awkward, it still wouldn't work for me, hahaha. i mean, i could adopt but it's not the same. besides, i don't think i could be a single dad.

you should have. then i could have seen me making a fool out of myself =P now what exactly did i say? oh yes, jealous to see a nasty cut down my side. i'm not quite sure why she'd want to be stuck with that job for anyone. i don't get it, they wanted me to sleep, but after i actually managed to, they'd come in and wake me up to check on something else that was wrong. i think that was the most sleep deprived i've ever been. i did like having you there, but you didn't need to be there all the time. it wouldn't have been good for your health or your sanity =P

what if i don't have a birthday cake? hahaha. how would i blow out candles then?

[ana isabel bailey]

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fiiine. but don't expect me to even acknowledge your presence when you're wearing them. well no, i probably would just because everyone else would be trying to ignore you too and i'd feel bad. xP

hahaha, well thanks. :) unless they're father is some ugly guy. then we'd have a problem, hehe. yeahh, it is awkward, i have to agree, but adoption is almost impossible if you're single and i still want my two kids even if there's no hot husband involved. the other alternative is to get someone i know instead of going through a bunch of guys that have already donated, but i can't really think of anyone that would be a good baby daddy. and don't be insulted, because you'd probably be first on my list, but i know you couldn't take not getting to actually be their dad. and the alternative would just be strange.

well, you could always do like michael jackson and get a surrogate, i mean, if you really wanted to. and i don't see why not. i mean it's not easy, but i've always thought you'd be a super dad. :)

you called her sweet cheeks and asked if she'd like to join us. and i think there was something about if the door could be locked in there too. i was kind of mortified after the sweet cheeks bit, which i guess you got out of a movie or something since you've never called me sweet cheeks. whatever that even means. maybe i don't have sweet cheeks so you can't call me that. hmm.

i had to do that anyway. no, but she made you take the gown all the way off, which was totally not neccesary and call me possesive, but i don't like other women staring at my half-naked boyfriend. and don't tell me she didn't enjoy the view, because i'm sure she did.

aww, you poor baby. :( and yeah, i guess you're right. but smothering you is what i do best, haha.

but you have to have a cake. everyone has a cake. it's like a rule or something.

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hey, i'm not the only person who wears yellow pants. now i'm going to buy like seven of them and wear them every day of the week. hah no, just when we're hanging out =D

see i just don't get the whole i'm-going-to-get-pregnant-from-some-guy-i've-never-met. it makes me feel uncomfortable and i'm not even the one getting knocked up, thank god. hahaha. yeah, i wouldn't like knowing i had two kids running around and not being involved in their lives. that's why i don't sleep with random people. that and i find it awkward. "hi we just met, let's go have sex now." it's just weird, sorry. that and it's just not right, it's not the way i was raised. haha.

no, again, that's just weird. well, i guess i've always pictured when i had a family it would be like mine - a mom and a dad and the kids. haha thanks.

ahahaha that's awkward because i'm definitely not like that when i'm not high or whatever it is when you're hooked on morphine. haha. yeah, sweet cheeks isn't something i usually say, it's not you, i promise. hmmm, now why would you want me to get her phone number? she'd want the guy who was high suggesting that we have a threesome calling her? yeah, right.

yeah, sorry about that. i'm sure that wasn't fun. did she now? i don't remember that, either. hmmm. i must have really been out of it then. and come on, why would she enjoy looking at that disgusting cut down my side and my completely bruised body? =P and yes, you are possessive, but in a good way (:

haha, that's true. but i don't mind.

well i'm not baking it, that's for sure. who has to bake themself a birthday cake? that's kind of pathetic, ha.

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you're right, you're not. you're just the only guy. =P maybe i should find a pair for myself and we can match! :)

idk, i've just always wanted a family. i figure just because i don't want to get married doesn't mean i should give that up. you know how i am. though yeah, i'm not looking forward to actually being pregnant. the morning sickness and especially actually having the kid is going to be awful without anyone to spoil me, haha.

yeah, i think that's what we all picture. i dunno, maybe it's unfair to deny my kids that. yay for dying lonely then.

so i do have sweet cheeks? that's good to know, haha. she actually thought it was funny since she hadn't figured out i was your girlfriend yet. maybe she's into that or something. that would be your lucky day, hehe.

i didn't care. i'm sure you would've done the same for me if the situation had been reversed. and yeah, she did. she was the only nurse i didn't like, though that went the other way too. think of it this way. would you really care if i was bruised up and had a line of stiches down my side, so long as my shirt was off? yeah, didn't think so. :)

hmm, that's true. not that i'd trust you with a hot oven anyway. =P well, you could always buy one i guess. but that's sort of lame too. maybe i'll make you one then, unless you have any other friends that make better cake. what flavor do you want?

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you should! that would be awesome.

yeah, believe me, i'm glad that i will never get pregnant XD buttt if you want someone there when you actually have the kids, lemme know. i'll probably be there working, anyways =D

no, there's plenty of people out there who aren't like that, it's just what i grew up with and it's what i wanted. oh i have faith that you won't be dying alone. now me on the other hand... haha

you have sweet everything (: umm i wouldn't know what to do in a situation like that. hahaha.

you're right, i would have been there for you and doing the same thing. haha, that's kind of funny. if i was that out of it and that sore, was it you who helped me strip or her? =P okay, okay. but when it's me with the nasty scars, well, that's a little different. haha. but if it was you, no, i wouldn't mind. besides, your shirt off and my shirt off is a litttttle different.

oh i can bake just fine. i've never set anything on fire. well, i almost set my chem classroom on fire in high school... but nothing oven related. hahaha. nooooo, you don't have to make me one. i'll survive without one, it's fine (:

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you never know, jase. that aliens might come for you. =D hahaha, but it's no fun if i don't get to scream 'this is all your fault'. and anyway, i don't think you'd want to watch that. i wouldn't, haha. miracle of life my foot. having babies is just gross.

still. it's not like i can be a dad to my kids as well as a mom. and they sort of need both in my opinion. hah, you're right, i'll have dozer the eighth by my side. no, i really don't think i'm going to find another you. which is fine. i don't really want to. you on the other hand have a better chance. there's not a lot to not love about you.

well, first you... no, totally kidding, haha. threesomes are creepy. i'm not much one for sharing... or getting it on with another girl, haha. 0.o

she actually wouldn't let me stay in the room, so it was her. i guess she thought i had never seen you without a shirt before. but you had boxers so whatever. i did do your sponge baths though. you quite liked that. :) nah, you only say that 'cause it's you. and you sort of have a point, but that's still the most attractive part of the male anatomy. which is why i've never understood how you guys are allowed to go around without a shirt on.

how exactly did that even happen? i mean i know you're a klutz, but really, haha. and no, it's not fine. like i said, having a birthday cake is a rule. and anyway, it's not that hard. is chocolate still your favorite?

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noooo aliens. that would be bad. and still, i'd rather be there instead of having you suffering all by yourself. i think it's the whole after part that's the good part. at least, i'd think so. i'm just glad i'd have the easy job when it comes to baby making. hahahaha.

hey, if you want kids, have kids. i'm not saying it's bad for them to only grow up with one parent. hah, youuuu're funny. no, i'm done with that. that brunette's just out of luck. hah.

yeah, that's just awkward. i don't even want to think about how that works. i mean... no, awkward picture in my mind. i'm done.

well that's annoying =P haha. yeah, i remember a couple. that was a pain. stupid stitches. i just wanted to take a shower and actually feel clean. then again when you can hardly stand for two seconds, much less move around, a shower wouldn't work so well. haha well i really don't do that anymore, so you don't have to worry about that. at least with me. =P

well, i thought the bunson burner thing was hooked up to the gas so i lit the match... it turned out the bunson burner was on and the gas was on but they weren't connected. hahahaha. it sort of made a flame thrower like thing... luckily that teacher knew what i klutz i was and i didn't get in trouble for it. it was towards the end of the year, too. besides, my lab partner could have said something =P

no, i really don't need a cake. besides, it's five months away. we'll both probably forget by then anyways. haha

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haha, yeah, that's true. though i can't just toss my own kid off on someone else when they start crying, hahaha. psh, yeah, you get the easy AND the fun part. ;)

i know you're not saying that, you just happen to bring up a good point. not that it really matters since that was kinda off in the future if i wasn't gonna get married. another five years at least. i have time to think, haha. aww, i'm sure she'll be heartbroken.

yeah, that would drive me a bit mad too. i like my showers, haha. but it was better than you being all smelly. i think we're the only couple in history to get to third base during a sponge bath, hahaha.

man, shame you couldn't have been in my chem class. that would have been funnnyyy. did you still have eyebrows? haha.

i don't forget birthdays, you know that. but fine, whatever. you're getting chocolate cake with chocolate icing since you won't tell me anything. just wait. i'll be on your doorstep with a cake.

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hmm, that's true. i guess that would be one of the hard parts about being a single parent. hahaha i knowww (: i like my job.

see, five years. you have plenty of time to think. i was going to wait until i had an actual job before having kids. hah pooor nurse. i'm sure she'll survive.

ugh, yes, it was such a pain. and i couldn't get upstairs once we got home to get one for like another week. stupid. and i'm not disagreeing with you on that. i like being clean, even if it is just annoying sponge baths. see, now why don't i remember that? that is frusterating =P apparantly i don't remember any of the good things that happened that week.

it was quite funny. and my three best friends happened to sit at that table with me, so it was even funnier. that was a bad choice on the teacher's part to put us there together... and yes, i did still have my eyebrows, haha.

ohhhh fine. you win. i'll be looking for it. haha

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psh, that's the hard part about being a parent in general. you men are lazzzyyy. hahaha. actually, i can't say i wouldn't have tried pretending i was asleep so i guess i should be nicer. haha, and you're so very good at it. ;)

well that makes sense. i never really had a set number for if i got married, though i guess it would have worked out that way. i'm just going to have to wait longer if i'm single so i have the savings and all that.

awww. i'm sorry, hahaha. it was actually kind of awkward, so you didn't miss out on much. it definitely got your mind off the pain though. hahahaha.

haha, lucky. we had to sit alphabetically so i ended up with this guy that was really good at science but so completely annoying. though i remember someone stole pure sodium and dropped it in a toilet. there was this really loud bang and the floor sort of shook since my class was next door. he put it on youtube before he got expelled. it was awesome, haha. you can probably still find it if you look up rhsm explosion. awww, ok. i wanted pictures if they'd all burned off, haha.

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i am not lazy =P well, most of the time. well thank you. i suppose that's good to know...? job interview or something "so what are you good at?" "well my ex girlfriend says..." haha no, that would be awkward.

i just figured by the time i had a real job would be nice. i'd be making enough money so i wouldn't have to bum it off of my parents anymore. or if something happened and i ended up having a kid before then, i'd just end up doing some stupid job to make enough money to get by until i was done with school. i'm not going to spend my parents' money on my kids.

how...? no, i'm not going to ask why it was awkward, haha. that would probably be awkward in itself. well if we learned one thing about the effects morphine has on me, it's that it makes me sex happy. haha.

we sat alphabetically first quarter, second quarter she mixed it up a bit, third quarter she did something weird where she took like two people from one table and sent them to two different tables. so it was like two people from every table still knew each other if they didn't talk to anyone else in the class. and then fourth quarter she tried her best to put us with our friends, which in my case wasn't exactly good. in a class with chemicals with my two best guy friends and my girlfriend at the time. hmmm...

hmm i think i might have to look that up, that's really funny. and yes, i still had my bushy eyebrows even after that. like i said, it sort of made a flame thrower and i wasn't at the other end of it, luckily enough.

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well hey, if it gets you the job... ;)

that makes sense. i mean i could start thinking about it in two years, but i would like my kids to have things at least a bit better than i did. not that social workers make a whole lot... i was always kind of counting on a second income there, but you know, whatever.

haha, no there's nothing particularly ew there. but i hadn't actually seen you completely naked before. and i had to touch some very... sensitive places, but it wasn't exactly romantic, hahaha. oooooh, that wasn't the morphine, i'm just goooood. =P

aww, i didn't really have any friends in my class. but that guy had a huge crush on me so i didn't have to do a whole lot to get my a. which i guess that worked out well, haha.

haha, yeah, it was probably the funniest thing that happened, aside from when one of the soccer players lost his pants in the middle of a game. that's on youtube too if you're so enclined, hahaha.

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and if they asked me to prove it? hahahaha. awkwwwward.

money isn't everything. and i know coming from me that's not exactly...what'd you'd expect? i dunno. just because you don't make a lot doesn't mean your kids can't have a good life. trust me, i went from private school to public school and those kids at the public school who's parents made less money seemed to be happier because they weren't always trying to impress everyone else. "my family's yacht is bigger than yours" kind of gets old after a while...

hmm well i suppose that worked out well for you then =D and i suppose i rather enjoyed that, haha. well if you're going to be a social worker, aren't you going to have to get use to that? you're lucky i was the first person you had to do that to and not somebody you had just met (: well maybe that time wasn't the morphine, but me hitting on the nurses? i think the morphine kiiiind of influences me in a bad way =D

i think i'll pass on that one. yeah, i think the flame thrower incident was probably the best. that and when one kid put a thermometer IN the flame and it exploded. that was kind of funny, too. but that happened before me attempting to catch the room on fire.