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anyone around? gah i‘m so bored.

anyone care to keep me occupied?

[ana isabel bailey]

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well, i'm not sure how entertaining i am...

um... so... what's up? i mean, other than boredom.

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well i suppoose you'll work. kidding (:

eh, not too much. dash is taking a nap now so i don't have her to keep my mind off of my boredom... she'll probably sleep until i'm about ready to, then she'll wake up and want to play. oh well. better than other things i could be doing.

what about you? anything interesting going on over there?

[ana isabel bailey]

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psh, i'd better work. =]

i'm really hoping dash is a dog and you didn't adopt a kid since the last time i saw you and name it something as awful as dash. because dash irving just sounds stupid. though you did think anason and jaybel were nice names so i wouldn't put it past you, haha.

well, my foot is being ravished by my puppy. which feels really odd... though not as weird as when he hopped up on me and started licking my boob. that was incredibly uncomfortable. hopefully he'll get out of the whole anabel-tastes-yummy phase by the time he's full grown since he'll be bigger than me and i won't be able to pick him up and move him, haha. but he's learning all that good obedience stuff so i think it'll be ok.

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hey, jaybel’s a fun name. just admit it, you like it. but just to make it clear, dash is a dog and not one that i named, either. i got her from the shelter about a week ago. and no, i’m not planning on adopting a kid anytime soon if ever. just figured the responsibility might help keep me sober.

sorry but i don’t think that puppy’s ever going to get out of the anabel-tastes-yummy phase. i’m jealous now. i’ve been replaced with a dog =P

oh, so i have a ticket to fly out to new york for a week before school starts since dylan didn't get to come out here...
i feel awful about that so i want to try to make it up to him. do you want anything from the big apple while i'm out there?

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no, jaybel is awful, sorry. you can't name a kid something you thought of when you were half asleep. it's mean.

hmm, that's a good idea. getting a dog, i mean. it's working, right? haha, i just got dozer because i was lonely. and because i've always wanted a great dane, of course.

what can i say, jason? you just can't do it like he can. maybe if your tongue was a few inches longer and you smelled like kibbles n bits, haha. don't lie though. i'm sure dash is all over you. =]

awww, he'll like that. is it like a surprise or does he know you're coming? anyway, say hi for me... wait, don't do that. what am i thinking? i'm sure none of your family even wants to hear my name. oh well.

if you see anyplace selling those i heart new york tee shirts i'd totally love one of those, actually. or one of those fun little visors with the points that make you look like the statue of liberty, haha. i really need to go for myself sometime so i can look like one of those touristy idiots.

is anybody watching dash for you? cause i'm always free if not. my days are boring anyway.

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yeah, it's working. i'm not sure if that's a good thing or not, though. and of course it's my fault your lonely. well, were lonely =[

aww man. see, that's why i never got you a great dane. i figured you might like sleeping with him better than me. and no, that was not meant to be sexual in anyway. at least, i hope not. haha. ohhh yes. dash is all over me. not.

nope, none of them know i'm going out there so that should be fun. i'm sure mom and dad'll wanna see what all i got done after the wreck so that should be fun... yay more time in the hospital.
and i'm sure they'd love to hear that you say hi. there's nothing wrong with you in their eyes. or mine for that matter.

pshhhh like every store sells those shirts out there. it won't be that hard to find, i promise. and i'm sure i can find one of those little headband things, too.

that'd be great if you could. if you're getting sick of that little apartment you could stay at my place for the week. bring your pup over and everything. i'm sure he wouldn't mind the backyard to run around in. just don't let him chew on my piano =P

how big is he? i mean, he can't like, eat you yet can he?

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no, it's good. you really scared me the other night, jason. you've got too much to live for to be playing russian roulette with jack daniel. and what's done is done. there's no point in wallowing in it.

haha, he's a spooner, actually, but unlike someone i know he doesn't hog the bed. :) and no, that's gross on so many levels. i'm sure you're better in bed than a dog anyway. plus you're bigger, haha. hmm, tell dash to get with the program. every other female in salt lake wants you. :P

haha, you doctor people are weird, that's all i have to say. you're not going to do that to our kids, right? oh, typo, that was supposed to say your. whoops. why don't you get them to do something about that wrist? it's not like they'd do anything they didn't have to since you're their son. i mean, i know doctors can get away with the messy handwriting and all, haha, but there's no point in having to deal with that thing forever.

well that's good to know, i guess. i wish i could say the same where my mom is concerned, but the nicest thing i can say there is that you should probably purchase a gun, haha. somehow she's still mad even though i'm not.

sounds like a plan, then. i swear, i'm looking out the window and there's a drug deal going on. and it just figures dozer wants to go outside, but that's not going to happen for obvious reasons. and don't worry, he doesn't chew on furniture... though i can't promise he won't try to pee on in. i'm getting him neutered next week though and that's supposed to help so i wouldn't worry, haha.

um, he's around sixty pounds now, so he probably could if he wanted to, haha. aparently by seven months we'll be the same size and then he'll just keep getting bigger. his breeder estimated he'll only be around 130 though like his daddy when he's done growing.

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i suppose so.

i think i'll take that as a compliment, though i'm not sure how to take the whole "you're bigger" thing. haha. i mean, i hope i'd take up more room than a dog, even a dog that's the size of a miniature horse. hey, i only hogged the bed to get closer to you (: and that is so not true. not every female in salt lake wants me.

haha it's not the fact that they're doctors, it's the fact that they know me well enough to know i probably didn't stay away from "strenuous activity" as long as i should have. and we both know how true that is, haha. they'll just wanna make sure it was done right and that in a year one of the pins isn't going to come loose and kill me. and you know my luck d:
no, not going to do that to my kids, unless they really take after me. i don't think i'm going to have any, anyways.
well, if i told them i broke my wrist and didn't get it looked at, i'd get the whole "jason andrew, do you know what could happen if...!" speech. it's really not that big of a deal anyways. i'm already pretty much use to it.

well i understand why your mom's still mad. and you would trust me with a gun? i'd end up shooting myself some how. haha.

yeah, you need to find a better place to live. usually where drug deals are is where all the shootings and everything happen. not good. tell dozer i say he has to wait at least ten minutes before going out.

sheesh, that dog's going to be bigger than me. okay not really, but still. dash only weighs about 45 pounds and she's basically full grown.

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dense much, jay? i meant... oh nevermind. and yes, that was an odd attempt at a compliment, haha. sorry, i'm a bit tired.

well, the strenuous activity was my fault, haha. you can blame me, just maybe say i insisted on going jogging instead of the truth.

since when are you anti-kid?

that's not an excuse and you know it. if you won't tell them i will. i still have your mother's number, you know.

haha, good point. no guns for you. and i already know you can't be trusted with knives. i guess you're on your own if she ever acts on any of her threats.

chill out. i'm a big girl, it's fine. this is the kind of place i grew up in. and anyway, i can't afford anything more than this.

haha, i know. he's adorable though, really.

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hahaha ohhhkay. i'm guessing that one was an odd attempt at a compliment, too?

haha nooo it wasn't all your fault. well, if you hadn't decided to change when i was walking in the room... haha kiiidddding. i'm sure they assume that we had sex anyways, at least after you moved in. though they probably expected it a couple months after the accident, once the doctor okayed it. hahaha.

no, it's really okay. it only really hurts when i bump it into something. besides, around here i could probably convince them to just put a brace on it. my parents know me well enough to trap me in a cast. and i really don't want them to snap it again to fix it. i'll be fine.

well i figure i'll be working around them. that'll be good enough...

hah well i don't blame her if she does.

i can't imagine growing up in a place like that. and anyways, i'd rather have you safe. if you wanna get out of there, let me know.

how long have you had him? i got dash...well, like two days after i saw you last. i just went to look around and well, if she didn't get adopted that day, they were going to put her down.

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in my world, yes.

the way i remember it, you seduced me. i was trying to be good, but you're a bad influence. :) and i know... but that makes me feel weird. haha.

just get it over with now before it heals any more and just gets more painful. it was really swollen the other night. do it if nothing else so i'll leave you alone. and you know how good i am at nagging. =P

you were always going to work with them. it wasn't enough before.

how again did i end up dating you? you're such a yuppie. it's not like i got shot at anytime i wanted to go outside to play, only once. just kidding. i wanted to mess with you. :D and that's sweet, but what are you going to do? let me sleep on your porch?

awww, poor baby. i guess she's lucky you showed up when you did, huh?

i guess about two months now. i figured a dog was like unconditionally loving and all that so maybe i'd stop feeling like complete scum. and no, most of the scummy feeling was my own fault, so don't take that personally or anything.

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well the way i remember it...okay that's true. but it didn't take much convincing now, did it? and i know, that is kind of an awkward thought. whatever, it's my parents. the worst that'll happen is that i'll get the whole sex-ed talk. hahahaha. oh goodness, now that would be awkward.

it was only swollen because i fell on it. when i'm not drunk i'll actually be able to think and catch myself with my other hand. and i don't have to listen to you nag anymore. online it's not the same (:

-shrugs- it'll be enough i'm sure.

because i'm just so sexy. hah, kidding. really. and what the heck is a yuppie? sheesh, that doesn't sound fun at all. and no, i could get you a better apartment. not that hard, i promise.

i suppose she is. i can't stand those shelters, but the no-kills just get overrun.

no, it wasn't all your fault. it was definitely mine.

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oh hush. and no, it could be worse. you want to know what's awkward? "you climax right, ana? because it's not fair for him to be the only one enjoying it." my mom is a freaking cosmo magazine.

get it done and quit being so stubborn. and since you're so fond of my nagging perhaps i will pick up the phone and call you so you get the full affect. :)

oh whatever. i'm the sexy one and you know it. ;) um, a yuppie is what everyone that didn't have a big house and nice clothes and all that calls people like you who did. no hate or anything, of course. but you asked. and fine, if you really want to go apartment hunting or whatever we can.

oh look, the drug dealer and his customer are both smiling now and he just handed him a roll of bills. see? no guns. gosh, that's like a pound of crack...

mmm, that's true. if i was a good person i would have adopted from a shelter. shame on me.

i wasn't talking about that. i did something really stupid after we broke up. that was my own idiocy, you had nothing to do with it.

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hahaha. i can see that being awkward. if she won't take your word for it, she can have mine :D actually, no, she won't want to hear anything from me. hah i can already hear my mom... "jason honey, you use protection, right? i mean, i know you love kids and everything, but these next four years of school are going to take a lot of studying and you don't want to have a baby to worry about on top of all of that." awkwaaaard.

mmm no, that's okay. i'd rather listen to your nag than have my wrist snapped in half again. bleeeeck. i don't want to hear it when it cracks. i mean, unless you want to come with me and hear that, too. and then watch me pass out. hah, no. kidding. still not doing that.

okay, i can't disagree with that. psh, stereotyping, much? =P lemme guess, stuck up goes along with that, right? and yes, we're going apartment hunting then. i don't want you around that even if you did grow up in that kind of neighborhood.

hmm maybe i should go down there. i wonder what i'd be like on crack... haha no, definitely kidding there, i promise. i'd never do something like that. but yeah, we're getting you out of there, that's kind of scary if that happens right outside of your window. i mean, what if they realized you knew what they were doing? sure you have a dog, but a little puppy doesn't make the best guard dog out there...

eh, well, you got what you wanted, right? i suppose that's what matters then.

yeah and i didn't? besides, you wouldn't have done whatever stupid thing you did if it wasn't for me.