marlon, gerard

[gerard parker marlon]

GERARD parker MARLON
nineteen, university student, the cooking king.

- - oh hey there, i really like your name.

My name is Gerard Parker Marlon. I hate my name, the only decent name I have is Gerard. I was given the name Parker because I was born in a parking lot. I don't know where the name Gerard came from, my mom and dad must have just liked it.

- - hmm, you look like you're twenty-one. am i right?

I was born on the 13th of September, in the small town of Shrewsbury, England, in a parking lot, very rare occasion. My sister was there who is now twenty nine, my father was in New York at the time, in a conference but I don't care, he left when I was three. I was raised there for about ten years till I came here. I am now nineteen and in College.

- - so I'm guessing you're in college then? or are you going the job route?

I have a job, I work in McDonald's, I know, its a stupid job but you do get a free burger. Thats why I like it. I go to College as well so its kinda hectic. I rarely see friends outside of College unless they come to McDonald's. My grades are decent I guess, I get mainly A's, B's and C's all the time so, yeah, pretty good. I'm currently studying food, I wanna become a chef like Gordan Ramsey.

- - well that's good. if you don't mind me asking, how is your love life?

Well, I'm straight and currently looking for a girl friend. I have had a few relation ships in the past, though they didn't last long. The longest was for a month. People generally hate my accent, its a British accent by the way. I hate it when girls play with there hair ant just try to get it straight and put it up. It is just so annoying to me.

- - ah, i see. i hope I'm not getting too personal, but are you particularly religious?

Well, i was raised as a Christian but I'm more interested in being a Buddha. This is generally because they have a simple faith, I think so at least and well, it is just so interesting to me.

- - you know, i just noticed, but you really are quite attractive.

Well, i guess I'm a bit of a dresser I guess. I like to look good. I generally wear a blue button-up shirt over a white vest. I always wear a pair of blue baggy jeans. I am about 5 foot 6 inches. I have hazel eyes. I keep my hair how it is, I think your natural color suit you best. I have a tattoo of a tortoise on my chest, it represents the town i was born in, seeing as Charles Darwin was born there. I have glasses but thats only for far away reading.

- - so what kind of things just brighten your day?

What brightens my day? Well, I love it when I make the perfect food to eat. I also like it when people come up to you and talk to you because they are friendly. When people laugh at my jokes and when they tell me what they think about my career choice. I like Girls who don't care about there hair as much as they should, they just comb it or put it in a simple way, you know? Well, i guess i do care about my hair, I keep it in good condition and stuff. I sometimes like the idea of getting a place of my own sometime, I live at the college so, it would be great. I like smoking and beer, I could quit whenever I want, I'm not addicted to them. Well, i have to say this, all straight guys do, I like cute girls, they like, make me happier when they smile. I like acting, if I could choose from any other career apart from cooking, it would be acting. The last thing I absolutely love has to be cooking. When I cook i feel like I belong, seeing as my mother is a chef in a restaurant. Other students usually come to me for lunch and dinner seeing as im good at cooking.

- - anything that just makes you frown?

Well, when I make the worst food I have ever tasted, that gets me down. I hate having my British accent, I don't fit in with all the other students. I hate it when people think I'm gay cause of my accent. I also hate it when girls fuss about there hair and looks, thats all they care about. I, personally hate make-up. I hate caffeine, it is so, well, disgusting to me. I hate pizza, people think I'm weird but, its just natural for someone to hate a certain food. I hate Maths, I get confused easily by all the calculations you have to do. I hate people who take drugs, seeing as they go wacko most of the time. I hate dogs, some are OK but most I don't like, if there energetic or bark lot's, than I don't like them.

- - now, tell me a bit about you. your personality and such.

Well, as you have guessed, I'm great at cooking. I am rather funny but I do get confused. I guess you could call me the un-selfish sort, but I think i can get selfish sometimes. I am probably the energetic sort seeing as I love to do almost everything. I can be lazy though, i like to go on computers and I'm usually found in front of the cooker. I am a bit shy when it comes to talking about myself, but I'm not when it is anything else.

- - huh, sounds like we should hang out some time. so what are you looking forward to in life?

Well, I don't really care about the future, my only dream is to become an awesome chef. Maybe become a actor like I said. well, i do want a good family, probably be a good dad, all the basic things really.

- - oh that's neat. so I'm sure there's something that makes you a bit paranoid, right?

Well, to be honest, I'm afraid of birds and snakes. The scales on the snakes make me freak out. I'm also afraid of small spots and heights. I'm also afraid of going blind, I know, its stupid, but the fact that I wouldn't be able to see anything and have a guide dog makes me shiver.

- - are you hiding anything? it won't leave this room, i promise.

Well, i do have a really bad secret. When I was six, I ran nude around the town naked, thinking it was a good thing. I also have bitten a dog, I had the flesh and fur in my mouth, it was only a accident though and anyway, I was only five then.

- - wow, that is juicy. so your family, what are they like?

Well, my mothers name is Autumn. She is forty-nine. She is a Chef in a restaurant. My father, George, was a sales man. He left when I was three, so, I don't know much about him. He may be dead but i don't know really. My sister is called Amy. She is twenty six and her occupation is a social worker back in England so I don't see her much.

- - i guess that's about it. before you go though, could you tell me a bit about your life thus far?

Well, as you know, I was born in a parking lot, this earned me the name Parker. I was a bright kid to be honest, I first started walking when I was three, I started school when I was seven. I liked my school but never liked one of my teachers. To be honest, I was a normal kid, just had on odd name for Britain, maybe I was thought to be a bit weird when it came to friends. I hardly got in trouble, though the first was when I started a fight when I was nine. That was one reason we moved. The next was when I started to fall back with homework, I was being bullied then and they made me do there homework.

When we moved to America after that. I hated it at first but it soon grew on me. I started to like it when I went to high school. I made friends there but never proper friends. Mainly because of my accent. I started to make proper friends here, they didn't really care about my accent here. It knower days now, so, nothing much important now, except that I got my black belt in karate when I was fifteen, I got it here, in the U.S.A.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hola! it's me, mikey. I've been making people smile for nineteen years, though i only started pulling the puppet strings five years ago. oh, and did i mention I'm a big fan of taylor lautner? yep, i am. well, that's enough about me. oh, wait, one last thing: SPRINGFIELD!