Post by half truthsXwhole lies on Jun 1, 2009 19:19:37 GMT -5
it's that time again...
news time! this time was...slightly better than last time. whatever. i still need YOUR help to make this column even better.
JASON ANDREW IRVING .
Ah yes, Mister Irving, yet again. His life is so filled with drama, I love it! Anyways, the boy’s not nearly as flawless as he appears to be. Ana ended the relationship officially after he was sleeping with Miss Dahlia Anderson after their "break". I’m not sure if you’d call that cheating, since they technically weren’t a couple, but regardless, the boy’s discovered the wonders of alcohol. I wonder who the lucky girl that gets him drunk enough to go back to her place will be…
ANA ISABEL BAILEY .
It seems like Jason and Anabel have one thing in common; heartbreak leads them to the clubs. And then the alcohol, and then the sex. And then repeat. Miss Bailey has gone one step farther than Jason, though. He hasn’t made it past third base, but this girl, well, she’s gone all the way home. I’m sure any guy would be lucky to have her in bed, she seems like the wild type.
MADELINE REBECCA SEYMOUR .
Sweet, innocent, a preacher’s daughter. She’s a gymnast on the University’s team. I don’t know what else to say, she seems pretty much perfect. I’ll just have to keep my eyes open.
MICHAEL LEE PORTER .
Aw, the new addition to Salt Lake. I don’t have much to say about him (yet) other than he seems rather sweet. And he’s an artist at that. Oh la la.
LILLIAN GRACE MASTEN .
Well, well, well. She’s been spotted outside of the clubs, first with a missionary, then with the newer guy, Mike Porter. I wonder if she’s changing or if the warm weather’s keeping her from her usual party atmosphere.
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